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Thursday, October 22, 2009

story 1

the first story :D it's with arturo's words: candy, soda, cd

once upon a time... there was a little boy named george. he loved all kinds of little boy things: toys, candy, soda. but especially candy. he had a house made of candy and only 3 teeth left, because he ate candy all day, but didn’t really like brushing his teeth.

so one day, he walked to the candy store, when he saw a cd lying on the ground. after he bought candy and coca-cola (NO PEPSI), he went back home and played the cd.

what he heard was shocking. it was barbra streisand. it hurt his ears. so he played it backwards, cause he hoped it would sound better. it didn’t. the songs had subliminal messages: ‘eat vegetables. candy is bad. drink pepsi. not too much though, and brush your teeth.’ he ran to his cd player to turn it off. it was so horrible he actually ran in slow-motion. but it was too late. he fainted, and when he woke up he kinda had an.. empty feeling. he felt like.. EATING VEGETABLES. o_o

george is 40 now. he still lives with his mom, eats vegetables everyday, and he's got some kind of economic job.

so kids, remember: eat candy, drink coca-cola, don’t listen to barbra streisand. do you want to be like george? i think you don’t.


Arturo said...

funny story xD


Anonymous said...

great! i definitely don't want to be like him. you are right.

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